The (Virtual) Restroom

The Loo

The wall is about to be erased today, Dec. 14, 2006. So as the esteemed intern it's my duty to record all that is written. for posterity. and so forth. here goes.

I don't mind...if all the hippies cut off their hair...

Dad? [says a quivering alien guy]

my teeth are bleeding!

Get the Stick! [says a guy with a mustache]

Vaporize today

Inter yeah!

all the little insects are marching up your nose!

the grand teton

squeeze the bowels well, young one!

what if we're wrong?

[a drawing of a fish] O'Neil

in white the thought is, well alright

well, what if six turned out to be nine?

A Wipe? A Blank Slate?

Are we going places or just being shaken?

we've been had.

had milk?

is absurdity just a distraction?

I don't care! [says an naked lady with an ugly face]

mount monadock

hak [says a puking dog in a hat]

woo! rejoice!

The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06

spooning.com

NWO (crossed out)

grey milk (heart)'s you

I (upside down heart) gordon I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong I've met gordon. Gordon gave me stuff. gordon touched me I miss gordon I hate gordon I (heart) undo this knot not-gordon NODROG ES MYSTERIUM

sing zingily

it began as a mistake

too little color over here (says a drawing of an old man)

PHISH 4 LIFE

Grapes

what are the roots that clutch? what branches grow out of this stony rubble?

cultus arborem

more bags under eyes more acne on the thighs

uncle grandpa!

EAT NO SUGAR

within this ode form, A UNIVERSE AWAITS

please...have no regrets

smurf

there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad

"there's no zoo in ottowa"

"there is no jungle in baltimore"

BUG SONGS

SWEATERVESTS ARE SEXY

SO R LISPS!!!green?

ADD VALUE

LOVE

Get High

LRules

love peace

Smile it confuses people how is that?

LBO

LWM 4-11-06

WASH UFITZI DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE

steven was here

THERE ARE NO OTHERS

J'(heart) Lauren Andrew is hot gracias!

DEEP 6 BUSH 4 PRESIDENT you yahoo

[P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman]

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The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06

spooning.com

NWO (crossed out)

grey milk (heart)'s you

I (upside down heart) gordon I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong I've met gordon. Gordon gave me stuff. gordon touched me I miss gordon I hate gordon I (heart) undo this knot not-gordon NODROG ES MYSTERIUM

sing zingily

it began as a mistake

too little color over here (says a drawing of an old man)

PHISH 4 LIFE

Grapes

what are the roots that clutch? what branches grow out of this stony rubble?

cultus arborem

more bags under eyes more acne on the thighs

uncle grandpa!

EAT NO SUGAR

within this ode form, A UNIVERSE AWAITS

please...have no regrets

smurf

there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad

"there's no zoo in ottowa"

"there is no jungle in baltimore"

BUG SONGS

SWEATERVESTS ARE SEXY

SO R LISPS!!!green?

ADD VALUE

LOVE

Get High

LRules

love peace

Smile it confuses people how is that?

LBO

LWM 4-11-06

WASH UFITZI DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE

steven was here

THERE ARE NO OTHERS

J'(heart) Lauren Andrew is hot gracias!

DEEP 6 BUSH 4 PRESIDENT you yahoo

[P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman]