Chinese Robots

Why Do We Do This? Why Do They Do It?

We assume that the Chinese robots that attack our wiki daily are deeply immeshed in some advertising activity that has some, perhaps small, return. After all, why else would anyone create a process that inserts text into existing pages, or creates pages full of near jibberish, but always with addresses included. We have to block a number of these insidious invaders each morning, and since Chinese morning starts earlier than ours, they've got a built in advantage.

[image:Chineserobot08.jpg|thumb|300px|The writers for the new century.]

We don't know who creates all this verbage. Perhaps a robot like this.

Or perhaps these intrusions are penned by the slutty, blonde, mid-drift baring, thong-shoed, Chinese robot described here at gizmodo http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/china-makes-a-sexy-slutty-robot-210802.php!

Whoever creates these words, we present them to you here, partly because the writing has a certain, eerie, mechanical, mystery to it that transfixes us. And partly as a talisman. Like a dead crown hung in a corn field, perhaps these examples will ward off others. But we kind of doubt that.

The So-Called Bosom Friend, the one Between Cunhu

27.nov.08 On the political arena know that Yu Bo Zhong Ziqi and teeth of the story: Yu Bo Zhong Ziqi listen to the teeth Guqin, in the Mount Tai Chi, the son of view: "Zenzai even Guqin, even if Weiwei Mountain!" Small, aimed at water, child Stage said: "Zenzai even Gu Qin, Tang Tang Hu if water!"

Since then, as the Ya-period for a bosom friend. Tan Shi Yin both right, on the invitation of toast, Zou Qin Ying, "High Mountain and Flowing Water" stop Qu, who worked up shells, intoxicated hearer, better go.

There were vicissitudes, there Yinqing on the moon. It is most unfortunate is that one day pass away Zhong Ziqi, Yu Bo teeth naturally very sad.

Can not be dead back to life. Yu Bo-tooth period will be buried in the West Village, Jing River, where the pleasant scenery, white waterfowl habitat in the river, the tall weeping willow branches Tulv Yang, red roses open to the horizon, the son of the tomb of shade during the period.

Ya long heavy sigh and said: "The world is no longer a bosom friend!" Cao Qin from this day on the sub-period tomb, but the playing of "High Mountain and Flowing Water" is no longer about things in the world. This led to Yu Bo teeth of strong dissatisfaction with the wife all day, he complained that do not make money, only consumption. Yu Bo teeth woman thought view, it is tacky, containing dozens of Sleeping in bed, still less Chu Zhong Ziqi understand him, to achieve a spiritual resonance of the music is far more easy to get?

One day, and Ya-usual period to the tomb, to see all of a sudden my wife will come up, shook his head can not help but sigh: "The world is large, but rare find ah!" The wife does not reproach him, only to come in front of Ya, get him in the hands of the Qin, sit down. Ya looked at her puzzled, for so many years of marriage, he had never seen his wife Zou Qin, Qin did not listen to her talk, and this time I do not know what got up to sell drugs?

Have begun to find her playing is "High Mountain and Flowing Water" numerous bomb-period to listen to the song! He did not know his wife's Qin Yi was so high, far above their own! JIN Ming-yu set aside from time to time, such as large Jiang, Wanmabenteng. Subtle Smart from time to time, such as bridges, Yan Liu Shao-off. The playing of a strike, silence.

For a long time, opening his wife: "Zhong Ziqi more than one of the world, not just a tooth Yu Bo. Bosom friend of the so-called rare, rare is his heart."

Ya slumped down: often lament that other people do not understand their own, but it is ever to try to understand other people in the past? The so-called bosom friend, the one between Cunhu.

Good Luck is not Possible to Meet all of You!

Eisenhower was the 34th U.S. president, he was young and often family card game.

One day after dinner, as usual, he and his family playing cards. This time, his bad luck in particular, caught each time the card is very bad. He is only the beginning, some complained later that he is no longer, it launched a master temper.

The mother eventually sent to one side, orthophoto: "if it wants to play cards, you must use the card in the hands of the act, regardless of the license is good or bad. Good luck is not possible to meet all of you!"

Eisenhower deaf ear to their plight, still indignant. So the mother added: "This is life on and play cards, the licensing of God. Regardless of your name card is good or bad, you have to be with, you have to live with. You can do is to make impetuous The mood calmed down, and then taken seriously, its a good card, and strive to achieve the best results. This play cards, do that to be meaningful life! "

Since then, Eisenhower had been the mother bear in mind, and to encourage their positive. In this way, step by step, he move forward to become lieutenant colonel, commander of allied forces, on the last bit of a President of the United States.

God made the card is always good and bad, just not complain of any use, not to change the status quo. India is also former president of Jawaharlal Nehru once said: "Life is like a play cards, issued to the hand that is set up, but you play it depends on their will."

A person's environment might be able to rely on personal change, but how to adapt to the environment is completely beyond the control of their own. Human life will inevitably run into many problems encountered many setbacks in the face of setbacks and problems, the blame can not solve any problems; positive attitude adjustment good life, courageously meet the challenges of life, and do our utmost to do Every good thing, this is the best choice!

Keep in mind that a license is issued by God, we share what is what, have no option but can not be replaced; we can do and should do is how to optimize the combination of hand and try to play every card !

Half theory 574212

28.nov.08 Americans, Henry Ford was known as the "Father of motor vehicles." In 1913 he used the first automobile assembly line for the first time in 10 seconds, a car assembly of the myth. After several years of civilian vehicles to reduce the price by half, the car is no longer exclusive to the rich. Ford's thinking on the world's manufacturing sector also had a tremendous impact. Today, a large aircraft, as small as a pack of candy can be produced in the pipeline. Ford Motor Company to take shape, there is a Ford in the high-level meeting recommended improving the existing assembly line, thus increasing productivity. The proposal has been opposed to many people: Some people think that to improve the assembly line, it is necessary to invest in machinery, were also re-training of workers, the risk is too high; others that the company's production capacity has been strong, has good benefits, no need to Effort to improve efficiency.

After listening to your views, Ford raised his glass on the table: "You see?" There is some concern that: "half glass of water to drink, a cup half empty." "Do not worry," was optimistic , "Glass half water, half are thirsty to drink water."

"And you, I see the cup is the volume of water 2 times." Ford said, "The water is half the size of a The cup will be sung next. With a big cup to do a small cup to do, is a waste of resources, is inefficient. And now production line employees like this cup, half of the No potential into full play. I have to do is change a small cup, and then we will be able to use the large glass-sheng to more and better things! "

The same is true in life, if you have a great environment for the cup, please do not use it to a half glass of water equipment; If your talent is the only large cup, please do not put it to use when a small cup. Smart people know how to use their 100 per cent owned by all.

Yes, Young People Called Beethoven

1.dec.08 He believes that this is by far the most he heard the magic word. A young composer to attend a gathering of nobles, he suffered a mockery of the Duke and composer inferiority complex about this. His friends told him:

"The Prince of the world there are many, and there is only one Beethoven."

Yes, young people called Beethoven, he wrote later immortalized the brilliant chapter in the music. Really do not neglect your language, your daughter a good statement ah. It can save a person's self-confidence, dignity and soul, it can also be picked up behind one of the World.