Chinese Robots

The author, perhaps, the so-called author of the words so put on the wiki thousands more to read every one.

Why Do We Do This? Why Do They Do It?

We assume that the Chinese robots that attack our wiki daily are deeply immeshed in some advertising activity that has some, perhaps small, return. After all, why else would anyone create a process that inserts text into existing pages, or creates pages of near jibberish, just to insert the addresses of "the best players of the wow gold" for foreign investors. Why do they do it? Are they merely releasing their pent-up creative spirit? Partly, but also they are collecting active email addresses to sell to some third party.

We have to block a number of these insidious invaders each morning, and since Chinese morning starts earlier than ours, they've got a built in advantage.

We don't know who creates all this verbage. Perhaps a robot like this.

Or perhaps these intrusions are penned by the slutty, blonde, mid-drift baring, thong-shoed, Chinese robot described here at gizmodo

Whoever creates these words, we present them to you here. Its got that computer generated translation software syntax that reminds us of dreaming in a foreign tongue, but in a weird, robotic way. Here's a typical example:

The melancholy air: First of all, we are a normal game players, we also serve to Taiwan in order to experience the game, on this point, we and Taiwan is no different from players, and we now line up at every turn thousands of servers wow gold, it is clear that even if we are on the server of an impact on congestion, and that only a very small part. Third, Taiwan players and we have many things in common, this is not our beauty services or services in Europe.

Dreaming in a language you don't know is fun. The words sound fine while youre dreaming, but if you wake up and remember any of the phrases you used, its just all wrong. The type of writing we have collected here has a certain, eerie, mechanical, mystery to it that transfixes us. Its the new automatic writing. Its very Dada. And we hope this page might serve as a talisman of some sort. Like a dead crown hung in a corn field, perhaps these examples will ward off others. But we kind of doubt that.

The So-Called Bosom Friend, the one Between Cunhu

27.nov.08 On the political arena know that Yu Bo Zhong Ziqi and teeth of the story: Yu Bo Zhong Ziqi listen to the teeth Guqin, in the Mount Tai Chi, the son of view: "Zenzai even Guqin, even if Weiwei Mountain!" Small, aimed at water, child Stage said: "Zenzai even Gu Qin, Tang Tang Hu if water!"

Since then, as the Ya-period for a bosom friend. Tan Shi Yin both right, on the invitation of toast, Zou Qin Ying, "High Mountain and Flowing Water" stop Qu, who worked up shells, intoxicated hearer, better go.

There were vicissitudes, there Yinqing on the moon. It is most unfortunate is that one day pass away Zhong Ziqi, Yu Bo teeth naturally very sad.

Can not be dead back to life. Yu Bo-tooth period will be buried in the West Village, Jing River, where the pleasant scenery, white waterfowl habitat in the river, the tall weeping willow branches Tulv Yang, red roses open to the horizon, the son of the tomb of shade during the period.

Ya long heavy sigh and said: "The world is no longer a bosom friend!" Cao Qin from this day on the sub-period tomb, but the playing of "High Mountain and Flowing Water" is no longer about things in the world. This led to Yu Bo teeth of strong dissatisfaction with the wife all day, he complained that do not make money, only consumption. Yu Bo teeth woman thought view, it is tacky, containing dozens of Sleeping in bed, still less Chu Zhong Ziqi understand him, to achieve a spiritual resonance of the music is far more easy to get?

One day, and Ya-usual period to the tomb, to see all of a sudden my wife will come up, shook his head can not help but sigh: "The world is large, but rare find ah!" The wife does not reproach him, only to come in front of Ya, get him in the hands of the Qin, sit down. Ya looked at her puzzled, for so many years of marriage, he had never seen his wife Zou Qin, Qin did not listen to her talk, and this time I do not know what got up to sell drugs?

Have begun to find her playing is "High Mountain and Flowing Water" numerous bomb-period to listen to the song! He did not know his wife's Qin Yi was so high, far above their own! JIN Ming-yu set aside from time to time, such as large Jiang, Wanmabenteng. Subtle Smart from time to time, such as bridges, Yan Liu Shao-off. The playing of a strike, silence.

For a long time, opening his wife: "Zhong Ziqi more than one of the world, not just a tooth Yu Bo. Bosom friend of the so-called rare, rare is his heart."

Ya slumped down: often lament that other people do not understand their own, but it is ever to try to understand other people in the past? The so-called bosom friend, the one between Cunhu.

Good Luck is not Possible to Meet all of You!

Eisenhower was the 34th U.S. president, he was young and often family card game.

One day after dinner, as usual, he and his family playing cards. This time, his bad luck in particular, caught each time the card is very bad. He is only the beginning, some complained later that he is no longer, it launched a master temper.

The mother eventually sent to one side, orthophoto: "if it wants to play cards, you must use the card in the hands of the act, regardless of the license is good or bad. Good luck is not possible to meet all of you!"

Eisenhower deaf ear to their plight, still indignant. So the mother added: "This is life on and play cards, the licensing of God. Regardless of your name card is good or bad, you have to be with, you have to live with. You can do is to make impetuous The mood calmed down, and then taken seriously, its a good card, and strive to achieve the best results. This play cards, do that to be meaningful life! "

Since then, Eisenhower had been the mother bear in mind, and to encourage their positive. In this way, step by step, he move forward to become lieutenant colonel, commander of allied forces, on the last bit of a President of the United States.

God made the card is always good and bad, just not complain of any use, not to change the status quo. India is also former president of Jawaharlal Nehru once said: "Life is like a play cards, issued to the hand that is set up, but you play it depends on their will."

A person's environment might be able to rely on personal change, but how to adapt to the environment is completely beyond the control of their own. Human life will inevitably run into many problems encountered many setbacks in the face of setbacks and problems, the blame can not solve any problems; positive attitude adjustment good life, courageously meet the challenges of life, and do our utmost to do Every good thing, this is the best choice!

Keep in mind that a license is issued by God, we share what is what, have no option but can not be replaced; we can do and should do is how to optimize the combination of hand and try to play every card !

Half theory 574212

28.nov.08 Americans, Henry Ford was known as the "Father of motor vehicles." In 1913 he used the first automobile assembly line for the first time in 10 seconds, a car assembly of the myth. After several years of civilian vehicles to reduce the price by half, the car is no longer exclusive to the rich. Ford's thinking on the world's manufacturing sector also had a tremendous impact. Today, a large aircraft, as small as a pack of candy can be produced in the pipeline. Ford Motor Company to take shape, there is a Ford in the high-level meeting recommended improving the existing assembly line, thus increasing productivity. The proposal has been opposed to many people: Some people think that to improve the assembly line, it is necessary to invest in machinery, were also re-training of workers, the risk is too high; others that the company's production capacity has been strong, has good benefits, no need to Effort to improve efficiency.

After listening to your views, Ford raised his glass on the table: "You see?" There is some concern that: "half glass of water to drink, a cup half empty." "Do not worry," was optimistic , "Glass half water, half are thirsty to drink water."

"And you, I see the cup is the volume of water 2 times." Ford said, "The water is half the size of a The cup will be sung next. With a big cup to do a small cup to do, is a waste of resources, is inefficient. And now production line employees like this cup, half of the No potential into full play. I have to do is change a small cup, and then we will be able to use the large glass-sheng to more and better things! "

The same is true in life, if you have a great environment for the cup, please do not use it to a half glass of water equipment; If your talent is the only large cup, please do not put it to use when a small cup. Smart people know how to use their 100 per cent owned by all.

Yes, Young People Called Beethoven

1.dec.08 He believes that this is by far the most he heard the magic word. A young composer to attend a gathering of nobles, he suffered a mockery of the Duke and composer inferiority complex about this. His friends told him:

"The Prince of the world there are many, and there is only one Beethoven."

Yes, young people called Beethoven, he wrote later immortalized the brilliant chapter in the music. Really do not neglect your language, your daughter a good statement ah. It can save a person's self-confidence, dignity and soul, it can also be picked up behind one of the World.

Happy as the High Jump, Pole Dancing

ibid. In recent years, Liu Xun Xie's blessing to move out from the villa, checked into a dilapidated house that the iron and steel plants, three years after the plant back to life, begin to create wealth. 5 yuan each person has the money, but when you have 10,000 yuan, 1 million, 1 million dollars, will be 5 yuan to the standards of their own happy?

Happy as the high jump, pole dancing, the lower, we will be more relaxed, the more fearless

An Ordinary Commercial Insert

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The So-Called Artists, Who did not Pay Attention to one of the Losers

"From small to large, are in many ways I have failed miserably, simply a mess." He said. His primary school subjects more often failed, and in secondary schools, physical and even to zero results. He Latin, algebra, as well as subjects such as English on the performance of the same terrible, not even a good sport. Although he participated in the school's golf team, but the only season in an important game, he lost a clear-cut. In school, no one does not think his abysmal. His lonely, lonely, in their entire period of growth in social occasions, he has not seen the figure.

He's looking forward to young love. At a time when many of the same age are beginning to fall in love, he can only stare blankly fat alone. On one occasion, his courage for a girl-kei, but then found it in the wastebasket "love of debris."

This is a hopeless loser. However, in many ways hopeless losers are numb to his ex have not been a failure "that"; from small to large, he cares about one thing - painting.

He believed that paintings own extraordinary skills as well as for their great work "proud." However, in addition to himself, his works of those who have never seen Shangyan others. High school, he graduated to the annual submission of a number of editorial cartoons, resulting in a not been adopted. Despite repeated rejection of the pain, he still stubborn, determined to become a professional cartoonist. By high school, he was to the Walt Disney Company to write a letter Zi Jianxin. The company so he sent his comic look at the works, and provides comic theme. As a result, he has invested enormous energy and a lot of time to complete a lot of meticulous cartoons. However, the comics will never be dealt with as it sent out after the end he was not hired Disney.

For him, life is only darkness. Desperation, he tried to use a brush to describe their life experiences varying degrees of success. He spoke about his comic language obscure childhood, young people over time - a bad school failing health, repeated a rejection of the so-called artists, who did not pay attention to one of the losers. His paintings over the years into his pursuit of art and life of a unique experience.

Comic "Peanuts" was born, and swept the world. He's from out of the brush under the name of a Charlie Brown's little boy, this is a loser: He's never been flying off, he never had a football well, his friends always called him "Wood head" ... ... His unexpected success. He called Charles Schulz, a world-renowned comic everyone.

"I suffered a crushing defeat in many ways, only to draw this point to stabilize its own." Schulz said, "and the so-called successful, you need only to a certain point, pretentious, from beginning to end."

The writers for the new century.

Vulgar Crude Face

Davis in the encouragement and help of a design Sikelaosi large amount of crude Face. However, no one on Sikelaosi interested in clothes. Sikelaosi design of a large number of clothes piled up in warehouses. Davis even have their own Sikelaosi accept the decision of the doubt. Sikelaosi but very stubborn, he is convinced that his clothes will be welcomed, and he will try to coarse cloth clothing to those in Africa, where to sell their labor. Due to the kind of coarse cloth low-cost, wear-resistant, was well received by workers who welcomed the clothes sold out quickly.

Sikelaosi coarse cloth that will make clothes for travelers to wear shoes because it changes the sense of free and easy and yet it is also very popular travel enthusiasts welcome. Sikelaosi also designed a variety of styles, it is surprising to find that the kind of clothes to wear in the body not only free but also a very special flavor, and regardless of the season, of any age can wear. All of a sudden, all clamoring to wear the design Sikelaosi Face the rough. Now that clothes have been popular the world, it is Sikelaosi with Davis for the brand of denim clothing.

A person as long as that is what they have done right, do it boldly, even if your dream is just a rough Face, carry on as long as crude Face can also be a beautiful fashion!

Chavez, he said. "I do not mind being crazy, and I, when the new system will continue to implement,"

Chavez's half-hour 74212124

In September 2007, Venezuela in South America all of a sudden change of time zones, the country's slow time for half an hour. Although the half-hour, but it caused huge controversy, because the time change, to bring this country great. Bore the brunt of the financial sector, in order to adapt to the new time, banks and securities firms have to convene programmers to rewrite software program. A half-hour postponement of a number of stores sales will have a great impact. Some government departments and staff will have to learn to adapt to the new schedule ... ... many people time to adjust it either, the country's primary and middle school students are excited. Prior to the time change, according to Venezuela's school schedule, primary and secondary school students every day is not bright days, it is necessary to get up to go to school. In particular, many children living in remote areas, in order to go to school, is starting to Dazao, dark rushed to the school, the children rarely see the sun in the morning. A whimsical children, to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez wrote a letter in which he said, because every day since Dazao to go to school, so there has been a long time have not seen the sun in the morning. Children, said his biggest dream is to make the time came to a halt in the morning and a half hours, so that we can be able to greet the sun each morning to attend school. But he said the dream of a problem, perhaps only the president can help themselves to achieve it. A letter from a child, deeply moved by Chavez that he personally organize a working group, the country's primary and secondary schools to conduct an investigation and concluded that proof of the child, most children will not only fail to see the morning sun, but also because sleep Lack of impact on the health and school work. Chavez made the decision: time to slow the country for half an hour. The decision, so many people shocked, some people say that Chavez is the whim of the moment, there is simply crazy, he said. "I do not mind being crazy, and I, when the new system will continue to implement," the president said in a television program, "It's half an hour, you can let the kids be able to get up at dawn after, not before sunrise Paqi have to go to school. "

Heaven give up seeing eye dog 74212121

One day, a blind with his seeing eye dog across the street when a truck lost control, straight up, the blind have been killed on the spot, and his seeing eye dog to guard the owner, along with the tragic death under the wheels.

And the owner of the dog went to the front of the Paradise.

They stopped by an angel, embarrassed: "I am sorry that only a place in heaven, you must have a two to hell."

A master, the man asked: "My dogs do not know what heaven is and what is hell, I can not be allowed to decide who to go to heaven?"

Angel disdain to read the master, frowned, and she thought, said: "I am sorry, sir, every soul is equal, you should decide the level of competition to heaven."

Master of disappointment: "Oh, What game?"

Angel said: "This game is very simple, that is, a race from here went to the door of heaven, who reached the destination will be heaven. However, you do not worry, because you are dead, it is no longer blind , And the soul of the flesh has nothing to do with speed, the more good people simply faster. "Masters of thought, agreed.

Angel and the owner let the dog ready to announce the beginning of a race. She thought full of the master in order to enter paradise, will be hard to move off, who knows the master is not busy, slowly walked forward.

Angel also surprised that the seeing eye dog that did not run it with a master's pace in the next to follow slowly, step by the owner refused to leave. Angels come: It turned out that over the years this has been seeing eye dog to develop the habit of always follow the master, the owner of the guard in front of him. Abominable the masters of this is to use only sure win, as long as he in heaven told him to the door of the dog stopped, you can easily win the race.

Angel looked at the loyalty of a dog, was very sad that she cried on the dog said:> ">" has been mainly people who have lost their lives, now, you will no longer be the masters of the blind, you do not have to walk, he led the , You run into heaven! "